We're always told it's all about the taking part Well, woop-dee-doo and well done you You took that sentiment to heart You lag behind You've constantly been overlapped I raise my hat I'm impressed that You've really ran with being crap
(Last place hero) Here we go again, Here we go again, You're perfect again, Coming last again, You can't know again You're on show again Feel low again Acting real slow again You offend again, can't pretend again Still regrets again Getting your revenge again You're really slumming it You're really slumming it now
But you should know, You're the best at being you The pitty is how shitty is Everything you fuckin' do
We're all wrong and you're the only one that's right You've tried your best You failed the test Surrounded in your self-made shite
(Last place hero) Can't afford your heating cos your money's always spent Scraping every penny cos you're always low on rent
You're so good at slumming it that you should be the coach Had the winning ticket but you've used it for a roach Always missing birthdays and you're never there on time Living like you're twenty even though you're past your prime Last place, last place
Everyone should just admit You're absolutely smashing it now