Can't get my motor to start Can't get my motor to start Can't get my motor to start Can't get my motor to start Can't you get it to go? Is your battery low? No, I don't think so
Try pullin out on the choke Try lookin' under the hood Try pullin out on the choke Try lookin' under the hood Lookin under the hood Never did any good The choke must be broke
Try beatin' down with your feet looks like she's startin' to crank Let's take the gasoline out Try puttin' beer in the tank Bring the beer over here 'Cause I need it to steer
Try pullin out all the wires Try stuffin' cheese in the cracks Try dynamitin' the tank Smash all the glass with an ax Do you have any grease? Pour it over the seats
What did you do to my car? What did you do to my car? What did you do to my car? What did you do to my car? Well we took it apart But we can't make it start
We wanna go for a ride Let's push it over the hill We wanna go for a ride Let's push it over the hill Better not get inside 'Cause she's startin' to slide