Look at this Instagram Eggs benedict, side of ham Started out as a lemon tart Then my phone went and made it art
And these are my fingernails The beauty is in the details Drinkin' Mai-Tais on a cruise Just a coincidence it's also boobs
Everyone look at my feet Get jealous that I'm at the beach You prob'ly knew I was going there You saw my plane's wing in the air
Are you bored of city lights? Try seein' 'em in black and white Puttin' glasses on a cat I'm the first one to think of that! Oh, oh, oh… He thinks he's people
Every time I take a photo of an old door, Every sign out in front of an abandoned store It's such a thrill to add a filter Lo-fi, lo-fi
Every time a thing reminds me of a penis Every fortune cookie fortune that I've ever seen is on my feed, it's guaranteed with five likes, five likes
Look at this coffee foam Now look at this pretentious tome Now look at this garden gnome I'm friggin' Michaelangelo!
Fireworks in the sky A super close-up of my eye Now a selfie, lookin' cute In the same room where I poop
Sometimes I just wanna browse A hundred thousand pics of clouds Hang on, I need to get this duck Hold still, goddamn it, f**k!
Oh, oh, no It's all blurry
No you haven't really ever seen a setting sun 'Til you've seen it on the screen where you play Temple Run I'm so hell-bent on documentin' Peach pie, peach pie
Think it's bad now, wait until I'm 33 So many pictures of my kids you'll want to murder me Missed their first steps 'cause I'm obsessed with Red-eye, red-eye!