Photograph (College Humor cover "Look at this Instagram")
Look at this instagram Eggs benedict,side of ham Started out as a lemon tart Then my phone went and made it art And these are my fingernails The beauty is in the details Drinking mai-tais on a cruise Just a coincedence it's also boobs Everyone look at my feet Get jealous that I'm at the beach You probably knew I was going there You saw my plane's wing in the air Are you bored of city lights? Try seeing them in black and white Putting glasses on a cat I'm the first one to think of that Oh,oh,oh... He thinks he's people Every time I take a photo of an old door Every sign out in front of an abandoded store It's such a thrill to add a filter Lo-fi,lo-fi Every time a thing reminds me of a penis Every fortune cookie fortune that I've ever seen It's on my feed,it's guaranteed with five likes,five likes...five likes Look at this coffee foam Now look at this pretentious tome Now look at this garden gnome I'm freaking Michaelangelo! Fireworks in the sky A super close-up of my eye Now a selfie,looking cute In the same room where I poop Sometimes I just wanna browse A hundrerd thousand pics of clouds Hang on,I need to get this duck Hold still,goddamn it,fuck! Oh,oh,no It's all blurry! No,you haven't really ever seen a setting sun Until you seen it on the screen where you play Temple run I'm so hell-bent on documenting peach pie,peach pie Think it's bad now wait until I'm 33 So many pictures of my kids you;ll want to murder me Missed their first steps Cause I'm obsessed with red-eye,red-eye!