I ain’t into S&M, but my whip’s off the chain A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain An eraser for a head, fuckin’ pencil for a frame You don’t like it then peel off, bitch Every last woman on Earth I’ll kill off, and I still wouldn’t fuck you, slut So wipe the smile on your grill off, I swear to God I’ll piss a Happy Meal off Get the wheels turnin’, spin, and wheel off Snap the axel in half, bust the tie-rod Quit hollerin’ “Why, God?” He ain’t got shit to do with it Bygones’ll never be bygones, so won’t be finished swallowin’ my wad I ain’t finished blowin’ it, nice bra Hope it’ll fit a tough titty, bitch Life’s hard, I swear to God, life is a dumb blonde white broad With fake tits and a bad dye job Who just spit in my fuckin’ face and called me a fuckin’ tightwad So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod And caught her stealin’ my music, so I tied her arms and legs to the bed Set up the camera and pissed twice on her Look, two pees and a tripod! The moral to the story is, life’s treatin’ you like dry sod? Kick it back in its face, my God It’s Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd But don’t ask why, bitch (Ask why not)!