It will be... Spectacular, spectacular! No words of the vernacular Can describe this great event You'll be dumb with wonderment
Returns are fixed at ten percent You must agree, that's excellent And on top of your fee You'll be involved artistically
So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will for fifty years
Elephants Bohemians Indians And courtesans Acrobats And juggling bears Excotic girls Fire eaters!
Muscle men and contortionists Intrique danger and romance Electric lights Machinery Oh the electricity!
So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years
So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years
Spectacular, Spectacular No words of the vernacular Can describe this great event You'll be dumb with wonderment
The hills are alive With the sound of music
So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years
So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years
The courtesan and sitar man Are pulled apart by an evil plan But in the end she hears his song And their love is just too strong It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside
So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years
The sitar player's secret song Helps them flee the evil one Though the tyrant rants and rails It is all to no avail
I am the evil maharajah You will not escape!
Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could.
No one's going to.
So exciting We'll make them laugh, we'll make them cry So delighting
And in the end should someone die?
So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years