HORRIBLE A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do Don’t plan the plan if you can’t follow through all that matters: taking matters into your own hands Soon I’ll control everything, my wish is your command
HAMMER Stand back everyone, nothing here to see Just imminent danger, in the middle of it, me Yes, Captain Hammer’s here, hair blowing in the breeze And the day needs my saving expertise A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do Seems destiny ends with me saving you The only doom that’s looming Is you loving me to death So I’ll give you a sec to catch your breath
Horrible (Spoken): You idiot!
Captain Hammer (Also Spoken): Dr. Horrible, I should have known you were behind this!
Horrible (Spoken): You almost Killed her!
Cap. Hammer(Spoken): I remember it differently.
Horrible (Spoken): Is she--
Cap. Hammer (Spoken): It's curtains for you, Dr. Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains.
Horrible (Spoken): Wh--
PENNY (in shock) Thank you Hammer man, I don’t think I can Explain how important it was that you stopped the van I would be splattered I’d be crushed under debris Thank you sir for saving me
HAMMER Don’t worry about it… A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do
Penny: You came from above
Horrible: Are you kidding?
Hammer: Seems destiny ends
Horrible: What heist were you watching?
Hammer: with me saving you
Penny: I wonder what you're captain of
Horrible: Stop looking at her like that!
Hammer: When you’re the best,
Horrible: Did you notice he threw you into garbage!
Penny: My heart is beating like a drum.
Hammer: There’s ass needs kicking, some ticking bomb to defuse
Horrible: I stopped the van! The remote control was in my hand!