I'm beginning to feel like a lamp god, lamp god All theses fake fans wanna be apart of the lamp squad, lamp squad Now who thinks their bulbs are bright enough to max watt, max watt They said I'm hot and I'm store bought for more than laptops I need a hat like a lampshade just to keep in my heat I plug in laptops, got adapt socket My shades' so hot I heat up hot pockets Got a fat knot in my backdrop Got a million or a billion wattage Edison knows me as TheRealThomas, Though my isn't Tom, riddle me on this More volts? Voltymort, expelliarmus And i know that I can't rap all that well Gibberish, A little Asian, alliteration This chickty mickety, flippity flip-flops You don't really want to get into a lampin' match with this lampity-lamp Slapping a Mac on the back, where the laptop back cracks like a Tic-Tac snackitty snack Now back to the lamp rap, and pretend these lyrical Tic and Tacks are really eminems i spat I still be able to outshine a lava-lamping table Bright as a flash like a low-lit-Snapchat that's on a 5s It doesn't really matter what I say right here, just got to keep it fast so your ears can't hear But you gotta make sure when you're ending a line,its close enough, close enough to a rhyme ASDF, LMNOP, 123 everybody follow me Cuz this is the part most vital for applause Back to the start, end with the title LAMP GOD