Darling please don’t bite my head off Darling please don't make me pay I know I forgot your chocolates Didn't send you flowers today Darling please don't bite my head off Just because that I forget Your birthday or your mother's name Or the exact date that we met
Darling please don't bite my head off I swear to you I care I've never been untrue to you You know I wouldn't dare You'd like to eat me up for breakfast Like to spit out all the bones You haunt me and I hear your voice When I am on my own It goes yabber yabber yabber yabber yabber yabber yabber yabber yabber... You're nasty nasty nasty Never ever nice You'd like to lock me in the cupboard With the gas meter and mice
Call me Monkey Man and Moron Call me Bastard and Buffoon The day I stop peeling your grapes Is coming pretty soon I am no longer your servant I am no longer your slave On the day you kick the bucket I'll be dancing on your grave
Darling please don't bite my head off Darling please don't make me pay I know I forgot your chocolates Didn't send you flowers today Darling please don't bite my head off Just because that I forget Your birthday or your mother's name Or the exact date that we met I wish we'd never met