Mike: Syrup on my money my hands are sticky and my wallet's all gummy ain't no reason I just thought it would be funny hundreds all goopy, so I call them bitches honey shit's ridiculous...ly sticky Aunt Jemima on my Bens, so they sticky call my money "Ricky" frankly I don't know why, except for that it rhymes with "sticky" look, my cash is like a sticky book I got sticky fingers like a hippie crook hippie like some sticky weed, crook because of sticky cheese all my money sticks to me, but I'm like a bad cook Cuz I burn right through it My money sticks to me cuz some syrup stuck to it Damn, I feel this beat I feel my feet: they gross, from steppin on my syrup money
JP: I stack my flap jacks, I rap on laugh tracks I got a bad back steppin on my syrup money I got my whole crew doodoo in a stirrup, honey ride in to town on a zebra cuz I'm like that I stack cake, Lincoln on that son so you know I'm all about Log Cabin bad rap son, don't need that, son you got thick bitches? I need a fat one Gimme my pancakes, I'm hittin Waffle House Flap jack stack flattenin a wafflemouse you puttin in work? Well I'm the manager My money covered with maple like Canada I got a plan for ya, go get a damn plate And I'm a stack a fuckin mountain up with flapjacks Cheeseburger internet I make it snow, hos ain't ready for winter yet Skeeze murder intellect, geese herder imperfection gun runners muffle thunder with the splinter set "the fuck that mean?" it mean I'm David Craig cuz niggas know me for my role in makin' Layer Cake my money glued to my fork like painter's tape I'm steady eating and my beverage is haterade