[Victoria:] Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like I can always see 'em coming, from the left or from the right [Elizabeth:] I don't want to be a priss, I'm just try'na be polite But it always seems to bite me in the...
[Victoria:] Ask me for my number, yeah, you put me on the spot [Elizabeth:] You think that we should hook up, but I think that we should not [Victoria:] You had me at \"Hello\", then you opened up your mouth [Both:] And that is when it started going south Oh!
[Both:] Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips Stop your staring at my... Hey! Take a hint, take a hint No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think I think you could use a mint Take a hint, take a hint La, la, la... T-take a hint, take a hint La, la, la...
[Victoria:] I guess you still don't get it, so let's take it from the top [Elizabeth:] You asked me what my sign is, and I told you it was \"Stop\" [Victoria:] And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped [Both:] You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht Oh!
[Both:] Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips Stop your staring at my... Hey! Take a hint, take a hint No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think I think you could use a mint Take a hint, take a hint La, la, la... T-take a hint, take a hint La, la, la...
[Victoria:] What about \"No\" don't you get? [Elizabeth:] So go and tell your friends [Both:] I'm not really interested [Victoria:] It's about time that you're leavin' [Elizabeth:] I'm gonna count to three and Open my eyes and [Both:] You'll be gone
[Elizabeth:] One [Victoria:] Get your hands off my... [Elizabeth:] Two. [Victoria:] Or I'll punch you in the... [Elizabeth:] Three. [Victoria:] Stop your staring at my... Hey! Take a hint, take a hint
[Both:] I am not your missing link Let me tell you what I think I think you could use a mint Take a hint, take a hint Take a hint, take a hint Woah!
[Both:] Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips Stop your staring at my... Hey! Take a hint, take a hint La, la, la... T-take a hint, take a hint La, la, la...