I'm a vegetable and I don't need to go out I can stay at home I don't need to twist and shout I don't like the sound of rock'n'roll because it's realy loud
I'm a vegetable and I spend my life in my bed I could pick up a girl but I lay in my bed instead Could somebody tell me am I still alive or dead
I'm a vegetable and I need to grow me some brain 'Cause without grey matter I feel like I'm going insane I'm 27 and I don't even have a name
I'm a vegetable, I was watered with acid rain I've been doped with hash, I was sniffing too much cocaine Now the only thing I realy feel all the time is pain
I'm a vegetable with my roots down into the ground I'm the most boring person that could be possibly found Don't you ever try to be my friend or I will drag you down