Thug: Hey babe, is this where the party is? No, no, you don't know me, but a guy told me there was a party up here, you know?
Nina: I know your face.
Thug: Yeah, well look up the fuckin' number.
Nina: So are you gonna come?
Thug: Eventually babe, eventually.
Nina: Well then you better come right now.
Thug: Right.
On Portobello Road Road we've got a nice little squat It's a secret nightclub 'cuz we're so smart Our landlord is Jesus Christ and Mickey Mouse 'Cuz we're the most happening green house All the newest bands are playing You don't have to pay to get in I'm gonna be the host Me, my friend and the holy ghost The Mutoid Waste Company is on the drum They come from another planet And they're so much fun And Eddie Rockwell just got a brand new rap (?) We got funk in Moscow, ?????
Where's the party? You know that there's a party So where's the party, man? You know that there's a party
All the groovy kids from Milan's (???), they're on the go Pop in after eleven The green house is like heaven Zarah and Janette brought their newest pet From the Battersea Dog Home It's no dog, it's a black cat
What you gonna do on Saturday night Wanna come to my place feel all right Wear your best suit Make yourself into a mutant You better dress to impress So come along and sing this song
Where's the party? You know that there's a party So where's the party? You know that there's a party So where's the party? You know that there's a party
All the newest bands are playing You don't have to pay to get in I'm gonna be the host Me, my friend and the holy ghost If you want excitement, it's for free If you need enlightment, come to me Come with me Come to me
Oh good gosh! The house is tilting Now the police are trying to fit in When they see my friendly smiling face They decide at once to leave the place
What you gonna do on Saturday night You gotta come to my place feel all right Wear your best suit Turn yourself into a mutant You better dress to impress So come along and sing this song
Where's the party? You know that there's a party So where's the party? You know that there's a party