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PART I: PRELUDE

Somewhere deep in the slow, eternal depths of the heavens drifts a planet called simply "Earth".
And among the otherwise unremarkable population of this planet are two incredible heros, destined to save the future from itself.

Hey Ninja Brian, I made a time machine spaceship. You... wanna go on it?

Yeah, okay cool.
(Oooh)
Soaring through the galaxy, the stars and sky align
The speed of light's for pussies we're going at the speed of Brian
(Ooh, yeah)
Flying towards the sexual peak of history and time
Computer, set a sexy course for the sexiest year... ung
Sixty-nine
Sixty-nine
(Sixty-nine) I've got my space suit
(Sixty-nine) And ninty pounds of space lube
Crossing through into a fuckin worm hole beyond the Milky Way
That shit's far
To a time I've heard so far into the future where everyone gets laid
Twice as hard
The nobel knights of honor on a fierce and sulture butt crusade
Here we are
Open the bay doors and let's live the dream
Give the world a double team
I bet it's a million person orgy in an ocean of whipped cream

PART II: SOLILOQUY

Wait. This place isn't sexy at all. And this robot says human touch has been outlawed.

I can't believe my eyes, but it's a world without sex
Everyone here just wears full length pants and those fitting turtlenecks
Men and women wave to each other from a respectable distance
Without the thrill of boning, what is life?
We must speak to the Counsel of Dick Elders tonight.

PART III: CONFRONTATION

Excuse me, Dick Elders?

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I know it's most unusual to come before you so,
But the planet Earth sucks balls now that no one's allowed to bone.
We've come from the past to introduce you to ass

WAIT YOU'RE NINJA SEX PARTY, YOU WILL RUIN OUR PLANS!
GUARDS! SOUND THE ALARMS!
IF PEOPLE HAVE SEX, THERE'LL BREAK A THOUSAND YEAR SPELL
THERE'LL BE A REVOLUTION AND THEY'LL THINK FOR THEMSELVES
WE CONTROL THIS PLANET {I can't figure out the rest}

Cut that bullshit, we'll make it right
Get ready for a sexy fight
A dick's the spark of hope and a revolution should start tonight
(Hey) We're taking flight, we have to find a girl

Shoot the fucking lasers!
Shoot the fucking lasers at 'em!

Show them what it means to love and fix this broken world

All the fuckin lasers!
All the fuckin lasers at 'em!

With sex we will rule
LET THE BONER BANNERS BE UNFURLED

PART IV: DISCOVERY

Ninja Brian, look at that girl with the sad eyes and the beautiful blonde hair. I'm immediately in love!

(Sixty-nine) She speant a life all alone
(Sixty-nine) Wanna take her to the bone zone
(Sixty-nine) Make her feel the pleasure
(Sixty-nine) On a lonely treasure

I can't belive my eyes, but you're the girl of my dreams
Let's both tear all of out clothes off like two pants hating wolverines
Love we make will save the Earth from this oppresive dick regeim
(Oh woah woah) We're having space sex now
(Oh woah woah) To change the world (Woo!)
(Oh woah woah) You brought your friends now
(Oh woah woah) Oh shit they're girls

PART V: REVOLUTION

I think it's obvious that people like our sexy show
Multi-billion person orgy has broken out all across the globe
The human race much like my junk will now be free to go
LET'S GO!
(Oh woah woah) But what about the Elders?
(Oh woah woah) We'll tell them 'bout this shit
(Oh woah woah) Maybe they'll be cool with it
Oh hey, Dick Elders. How's it goin'?

YOU TWO ARE FUCKING DEAD

PART VI: ESCAPE

So much for that, it's time to put on pants
And run away from their Dick Army which is starting to advance

SHOOT THE FUCKIN' LASERS!
WAVE OUR FUCKIN' LASERS AT 'EM!

We can't die, we are way too young
And there are so many girls to bone

SHOOT THE FUCKIN' LASERS!
WAVE THE FUCKIN' LASERS AT 'EM!

But now we're cornered with our backs against the wall!

IT'S OVER, DANNY SEXBANG, YOUR TIME HAS COME,
BUT FIRT WE'RE GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOUR NINJA FRIEND HERE!
(Slash) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Goddamn, Brian, you killed them all
Now the empire will fall
I have to say in retrospect that was easier than I thought!
(OOOOOOH YEAAAAH!)

PART VII: FAREWELL

Our work here's done, the future is secure
But my girl and I have one last farewell slam just to be sure
For underneath those rockin' boobs lies a heart that is so pure

Take care of this world for me, my darling, I will always love you.
...What is your name by the way?
(Ooooh) Christan?
(Ooooh) Ah, a beautiful name.
(Ooooh) Until that glorious day when we meet again, Katie, farewell.

Now let us fly into the night sky
And we'll raise a glass to ass and a final goodbye to sixty-nine
Sixty-nine
Sixty-nine
Sixty-nine
Sixty-nine
(Sixty-nine) Said us be God
(Sixty-nine) Our quest is not gone
(Sixty-nine) It's a sexy destiny so lets rock the fuck off
Sixty-nine
(Sixty-nine)
Fuck yeah
Fuck yeah

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