O my fucking god! That shit was totaly amazing Your brain cannot even comprehend So much pants shiting excitement For the sake of you couth I hope you're wearing Depents We learned so many things together Japan is weird and French people are mimes This film had ten scenes of action And everyone together said 'fuck' twenty-one times!
Yeah! Dick Figures! Dick Figures! You just watched a whole fucking movie of Dick Figures! Dick Figures! Bow before them and renounce your previous God Dick Figures! Dick Figures! Someone get a doctor 'cause this movie's fuckin' totally sick You asked them They delivered If you don't like Dick Figures it's not hard to figure out you're a dick
I counted ten fucking explosions And jetpack team and ninjas that rocked your face Your life was a hot pile of garbage Now you're so excited that you're nutting all over the place One of those explosions was an octopus Sorry for the spoiler but it's your fault That'll teach you to listen to the soundtrack Before you watch the movie >I mean for God's sake who does that you stupid piece of-<
Dick Figures! Dick Figures! They saved the world what do you think about that? Dick Figures! Dick Figures! You just watched them you're so lazy and fat Dick Figures! Dick Figures! You love them with all of a stupid heart and also part of your chode You asked them They delivered A movie so great it made your junk explode!
Oops our bad Sorry about your junk Just kidding Fuck you! Dick Figures