Ninja Sex Party - Intro (Attitude) | Текст песни

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Why hello there
My name is Danny Sexbang
And welcome to Ninja Sex Party's third album
Attitude City
I have been informed by scientists that this albums loin excitement ratio, or L.E.R, is off the charts
Meaning that you're probably going to want to engage in sexual intercourse once it starts playing
In light of this, Ninja Brian and I would like to offer you our official romantic blueprint for listening to this album with your lover
Right now you should already be naked
Ready to start your day
Take her or him out to a fancy resturaunt
But be sure to be back at your house halfway through track two, that's when foreplay begins
By track four you should be balls deep
Unless of course you're a pair of sexy lesbians, in which case
Please call me
Try to hit climax around track seven
So tracks eight through thirteen can be reserved for miscellanious activities
Such as wierd butt stuff as well as other types of butt stuff
We hope this was helpful
Now strap in and strap on and prepare for the ride of your life
This is Attitude City
(WOOHOO)

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