Way back in olden ancient Greece Lived a most ferocious beast With eyes of flame and teeth of steel On human flesh it feast
Standing over 10 feet tall No man escaped its roar (Roar!) Behold, my friends and foes alike The dreadful Manticore!
Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!
The Manticore feels happiness Whenever you feel sad Because you got kicked in the junk The Manticore is glad
The Manticore invented death And all things that are bad He'll kill your sister just for fun And make out with your dad
Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!
He'll enroll you in the school of pain And then teach the class He'll kick your ass in with his feet And then he'll kick your feet with his gigantic ass Don't give him sass
He ate a whole guy with his face and didn't even chew Turns out that guy was you And yet you're there There can only be one explanation And that's that you're a zombie Now I'm scared
It's not like there wasn't enough on my mind With the Manticore
Manticore, where are you now? Are you gone forever? Oh no, wait -- there you are.
He'll steal your girlfriend in the night And then he'll steal your soul He'll have a threesome with them both That's just how he rolls
You may want to cry out loud "Manticore, you are wrong!" Too bad he already killed your ass In the first verse of this song.