Ninja Sex Party - The Sacred Chalice (Full song) | Текст песни

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The legends say the chalice lies
In the mountain of a thousand nights
And he who wields it will become crazy awesome
And all my life, I've wondered
What awesomeness was really like
So I assembled the greatest warriors of our time

It was me and Ninja Brian
And a robot and an elf
And a hooker that I hired
(Uh, actually there wasn't a hooker
I, uh, just remembered)
That was another robot
On a quest for destiny and greatness
And maybe some bagels
Cause it was gonna be a long trip

We will follow the guiding light of the North Star
Onto the adventure of our lives
Never stopping, except maybe for the bagels

With cream cheese

We travelled miles by winter's light
Fought a dragon and a mountain lion
We don't have any footage
But that shit totally happened
(Dramatization!)
Then one day
We arrived at the drawbridge of medieval times
It sounded scary, but the guard seemed really nice
And with his help we'll

Follow the guiding light of the North Star
In whatever direction it points! (North)
We'll always fight to be awesome
As awesome as part two

Part two coming soon
Shadows lie across our hearts
As we walk another hundred miles
It's only the first day
And three fifths of our party has died
(Not a good average)
Then we saw the waterfall
Where the Stallion of Satan resides
We would have to tame him if
We wanted to save our lives
Because we must...

[Chorus]
Follow the guiding light
Of the North Star
Even though it screwed us over
A bunch of times
What's your problem?
Go fuck yourself sir!
(He didn't mean that)

The Sacred Chalice Part 4
We made our way inside the cave that the bear hatched in the mountain side.
We found the alter of sweetness and atop it lay our prize. (Oh shit the chalice.)
We fought through trials, and risked our lives for this one moment to arrive.
It was emotional and tears strike to our eyes.
They took the chalice from her hands and awesomeness was theirs.
Now Danny can finally shave and cut that stupid hair.
Then their friends came back to life, they even healed the bear.
And no girl could resist the need to throw her underwear.
Because we followed the guiding light of the north star!
The bond we share is indestructable at times just like my pants.
And now my heart is filled with wonderous sigh of angel blessings.
Our quest was over and we had all survived because friendship,
and love will always triumph!
Kristin wait!
This is not the best time to ask,
but could to tell me?
Just what is the chance of that blowjob one to ten?
Give me a number! If it's one then'll I'll put my pants back on.

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