Just got in from Tokyo LA's the place where I'm gonna go Down to the car shop to get some wheels Drive down the freeway see how it feels Oh no I almost hit a tree - Why is everybody always honking at me? Eyes all squinty so I can't hardly see Oh shit just killed a family of three Oh, no I'm a nip driver I'm a nip driver hugging the wheel I'm a nip driver eating raw eels I'm a nip driver I'm a stupid ass I'm a nip driver just try and pass