Why doesn't she need him for a father? Not only maidens can occupy my shack Goring my manhood turns a man off Like Pepe LePew would say, Hey, hey, hey! -- then we clash!
I got my diddly spayed (x3) I got my diddly
She laughs about it Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right Jacking themselves off polyester! I wanna jump, this isn't right! Hey, when am I getting it back?
I got my diddly spayed (x3) I got my diddly
I don't know why, I got a joke too silly to say Don't touch the balls I got a dick, Dick -- hear my fucking hate!
I got my diddly spayed (x3) I got my diddly
If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly Fiberglass insulated, Disguised as cotton candy, Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate Feeling can't help me romp Bill just fuck me, take me anal Billy's slit reminds me of someone I'm sick of paying for the love boat Tony and Tenille say wanna jump rope And I say look!
I got my dingaling spayed I got my liberty I got my diddly spayed (x2)
... Nothing hard I gotta be around pussy Don't let me fall I got a heh-heh ... Well you can't live We got my diddly spayed