Mrs. Butterworth (Summer 1987 band rehearsal in Aberdeen, Washington.)
My life is shit Shit My life is bogus Ball My life is trite Cry My life is hell Hell
I'm gonna die Start a new union I'm going to die Help my libido I'm gonna die Start a new union I'm going to die Who wants to stay
Your life is shit Shit Your life is strange And insane Your life is lame, a type of crap Your life is jail Clam
I'm gonna die Start a new union I'm gonna help out my libido I'm gonna die Start a new union I'm going to hell To help my libido I'm gonna die Start a new union I'm going to hell To help my libido I'm gonna die Start a new union I'm gonna die Who wants to stay
Your life is shit
I'ma open myself up a flea market I'ma open myself up a flea market And you're gonna wish that you did Might retire on the profits First off I'ma empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars I'ma put 'em on a shelf with my 800 dollar a month tax free Century 21, shop And then I am going to put my Mrs. Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf Next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups I've accumulated over the past 62 years Then I'm going to get some plywood I'm going to get some plywood and cut them up into two by two piece squares Then I'm going to get some burlap and I'm going to cut them into two by two piece squares and then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood And then I'm going to go to the beach I'm going to go to the beach and I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood And then I'm gonna take the shells and driftwood and glue them onto the plywood and burlap And sell 'em for lots of money People will be paying top dollar for my kids new used new toys and clothing Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss stained mattress I've been sleeping on..."
I'm gonna die Start a new union I'm gonna try to help my libido I'm gonna die We'll start a new union I'm going to die Wear my libido I'm going to die We'll start a new union I'm going to die Wear my libido I'm going to die We'll start a new union I'm going to die Who wants to stay