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HI. MY NAME IS MUNCHAUSEN. HOW ARE YOU?
REALLY? MY NAME IS MUNCHAUSEN TOO. WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
ETHIOPIA, BUT MY ANCESTORS WERE GERMAN. YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY ETHIOPIANS ARE GERMANS DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE?
YEAH I HEARD OF THAT. I’M FROM BULGARIA.
YEAH, I’VE BEEN THERE...
REALLY? WHERE DID YOU STAY?
I CANT REMEMBER I WAS DRUNK. I THINK I WAS PASSING THROUGH ON MY WAY TO OLYMPIA TO BECOME A RIOT GIRL.
REALLY? I ALMOST OPENED A GALLERY THERE ONCE WITH ELLEN VON UNWERTH.
YEAH I REMEMBER THAT...BUT I ORGANIZED A RADICAL PICNIC WITH KATHLEEN HANNAH.
REALLY? I USED TO BE IN BRATMOBILE.
REALLY? WAS ONCE VERY BRIEFLY IN A BAND CALLED CLOCK DVA.
REALLY? I LIKE LISTENING TO KARL-HEINZ MUNCHHAUSEN.
YEAH ME TOO! I LOVE KARL-HEINZ MUNCHAUSEN. I USED TO LIKE SHARE A FLAT WITH HIM...
REALLY? I SHAGGED HIM ONCE.
REALLY? I USED TO PISS ON HIM EVERY DAY.
REALLY? WE USED TO WORK AT TOP SHOP TOGETHER AND STEAL MONEY FROM THE TILLS...
REALLY? I GOT SYPHILIS ONCE IN TOP SHOP.
REALLY? I HAD SYPHILIS STAGE 3.
REALLY? I HAD NSU!
REALLY! I HAD BPM!
ME TOO!
HEY. I’M GONNA HAVE AN EXHIBITION HERE IN TWO WEEKS.
REALLY? I’M GONNA HAVE A PERFORMANCE HERE IN THREE WEEKS. I’M GONNA THROW CHAIRS AROUND AND THEN I’M GONNA THROW MYSELF AROUND AND THEN I’M GONNA CUT MYSELF 23 TIMES.
REALLY? I HAVEN’T HAD A SHAG IN LIKE 23 MINUTES.
REALLY? I HAVEN’T HAD A JOB IN LIKE TEN YEARS.
REALLY? I USED TO LIVE WITHOUT ELECTRICITY FOR TEN YEARS.
REALLY?? I USED TO SHARE A SQUAT WITH NINA HAGEN IN CAMDEN, AND SHE USED TO MAKE PIZZA OUT OF DEAD CATS.
REALLY? I MET DAVID BLAINE IN KOKON TO ZAI THE OTHER DAY.
YEAH? WE USED TO LIKE HANG OUT TOGETHER IN BRAZIL.
REALLY? MY UNCLE DESIGNED THE PALACE OF DAWN IN BRASILIA.
REALLY? MY UNCLE DESIGNED THE ANAL STAIRCASE.
REALLY? MY UNCLE’S COCK IS LIKE 12 INCHES LONG.
YEAH BUT MY COCK IS LIKE 14 INCHES LONG.
REALLY? MINE TOO.
REALLY? MY COCK WAS ONCE AMPUTATED AFTER A MOTORCYCLING ACCIDENT.
REALLY? I WAS ONCE INVOLVED IN A PLANE CRASH BUT DAVID HASSELHOFF SAVED ME FROM THE ASHES.
REALLY? I WAS CREMATED ONCE...
REALLY? I WAS BORN WITH ONLY ONE LEG.
REALLY? YOU KNOW I THINK I REALLY FANCY YOU...
REALLY? SO DO I!


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