I was doing some repairs When a distant patch of light Showed up on long-range sensors And then came into sight
I had seen my share of trouble Had escaped the frying pan (But) flying into such a woman Was not part of my plan
Chorus1
Hey, Axee, take my hand My starship is at your command Shields are down, but phasers are up Start the ignition, cut the crap! Launching sequence is complete Just plot a course, and I'll keep the beat You're cool when Klingon birds come in view James T. Kirk would be proud of you!
Verse2
Well I gave her my best cabin And the holovision set I would give her my escape pod Without any regret
Any Vulcan need some logic Any Tribble needs some fur Poor Andorians need antennae And I just need her
Chorus2
Hey, Axee, take my hand My starship is at your command Shields are down, but phasers are up Start the ignition, cut the crap! Launching sequence is complete Just plot a course, and I'll keep the beat I've got sore soul, and you've got the cure Doctor McCoy is no match for you!