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• TiK ToK Parody

Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse,
Grab my breezer, I'm out the door,
I'm gonna be really loud.

'Cuz I don't care who I piss off, yeah,
I'm a real big sinner:
Sometimes I eat my dessert
Before my dinner!

Talking odd socks on my toes, toes...
Taking off all my clothes, clothes...
Feeling overexposed,
So I put back all of my clothes,
Ah back on...

Flush before I wee, wee,
Get arrested daily, ly.
Trying to get a peek of some titties...

I'm mad, really bad,
But don't tell my mum & dad!
Pucker up kiss my butt,
Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts!
Hear the bass, skinny waist.
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh!

I'm mad, really bad.
But don't tell my mum & dad!
Pucker up kiss a nut,
Cuz it sells to be a slut!
Hear the bass, skinny waist,
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh!

I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10.
GoodNight sweetie, sleep well-
SHUT UP MUM I'm ON MSN!

Now the girls are lining up,
Because were pussy sailin',
But we punch em in the mouth,
If they're not Sarah Palin.

Talkin' 'bout doin' things well regret, gret,
Menthal cigarette, rette,
Butt plugs in his pet...
WoW! WoW! WoWww...

Text sex on my Samsung,
Not telling dad mum rung, rung.
Have sex with Alexa Chung
By telling her I'm well hung...
(I'm, I'm, I'm quite well hung, really)

I'm mad, really bad,
But don't tell my mum & dad!
Pucker up kiss my butt,
Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts!
Hear the bass, skinny waist.
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh!

I'm mad, really bad.
But don't tell my mum & dad!
Pucker up kiss a nut,
Cuz it sells to be a slut!
Hear the bass, skinny waist,
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh!

This is the part where the rap breaks down.
This is the part where the drums go POW.
This is the part where your balls sag down..
This is the part where your pants go brown.
This is the part when your dad goes off on a cold
Christmas Eve to get some more milk, but he never comes
Back and 17 years later you find out he's with a whole
Fucking family of some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even
Know your fucking name anymore-

SHUT THE FUCK UP!
crying
I'm sorry...

I'm mad, really bad,
But don't tell my mum & dad!
Pucker up kiss my butt,
Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts!
Hear the bass, skinny waist.
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh!

I'm mad, really bad.
But don't tell my mum & dad!
Pucker up kiss a nut,
Cuz it sells to be a slut!
Hear the bass, skinny waist,
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh!

JUST DANCE!
BAD ROMANCE!
Now let's copy poker face like.
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh...