wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse Grab my breezer, I'm out the door I'm gonna be really loud Cause I don't care who I piss off, Yeah I'm real big sinner Sometimes I eat my desert before my dinner i'm talkin' odd socks on my toes, toes Taking off all my clothes, clothes Feeling overexposed so I put back all of my clothes back on... Flush before I wee, wee Get arrested daily - ly Trying to get a peak of some titties
I mad Really bad But don't tell my mam and dad Pucker up; Kiss my butt Cause I'm bloody fucking nuts! Hear the bass Skinny waist Now let's copy Pokerface like
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I mad Really bad But don't tell my mam and dad Pucker up; Kiss the nut Cause it sells to be a slut! Hear the bass Skinny waist Now let's copy Pokerface like
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I stay out till 11 When my curfew is 10 \"Goodnight sweetie! sleep well!\" SHUT UP MOM! I'M ON MSN! Now the girls are lining up Because we're pussy sailin' But we punch em in the mouth if they're not Sarah Palin I'm about talking doing things we'll regret - gret Menthol cigarette - rette \"Butt plugs in his pet!\"
WOAH! WOAH. WOAH.
Text sex on my samsung Not telling dad mum rung -rung Had sex with Alexa Chang By telling her I'm well hung \" I'm, I'm, I'm quite well hung.\"
I mad Really bad But don't tell my mam and dad Pucker up; Kiss my butt Cause I'm bloody fucking nuts! Hear the bass Skinny waist Now let's copy Pokerface like
WoahWoaohoh WoahWoaohoh
I mad Really bad But don't tell my mam and dad Pucker up; Kiss the nut Cause it sells to be a slut! Hear the bass Skinny waist Now let's copy Pokerface like
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This is the part where the rap breaks down. This is the part where the drums goes pow! This is the part where you balls sag down. This is the part where your pants go brown. This is the part where your dad goes off on a cold Christmas Eve to get some more milk but he never come back and 17 years later you find out that he's had a whole fucking family with some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even know your name anymore!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I'm sorry.
I mad Really bad But don't tell my mam and dad Pucker up; Kiss my butt Cause I'm bloody fucking nuts! Hear the bass Skinny waist Now let's copy Pokerface like
WoahWoaohoh WoahWoaohoh
I mad Really bad But don't tell my mam and dad Pucker up; Kiss the nut Cause it sells to be a slut! Hear the bass Skinny waist Now let's copy Pokerface like