Well I work all day from nine to five Just grabbing enough to barely stay alive Five 'o clock comes I crawl back in my crummy hole I'm eating Wheat Cheapies from a cracked plastic bowl
Good Times ha ha ha ha...
Well I watch TV - till it goes on the blink I spend all night listening to water dripping in the sink Rusty old stove leaking gas everywhere I strike a match, it blasts my face - and burns off my hair
Good Times ha ha ha ha...
Friends all tell me how lucky I am Cause they're using dadddy's money, driving daddy's car But they can't tell me how bad things are for them
I love good booze but I drink cheap wine I love tough chicks but, ha ha, look at mine I've got one good suit but it's wearing mighty mighty thin I go out for entertainment - I park behind the twin
Thing's started bad from the day of my birth Why it looks like I'm destined to be a scum of the earth I'm growing bald and I'm getting fat too If you don't like it, here's something for you!