Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake The mistress bar in Roppongi is the place For Japanese hardcore, not the kind you’re gonna find at the record store Not the kind designed for the kind hearted
Do not pass go, do not get bail
Go directly to Osaka Jail
Where you get locked or drunk under the table
For just under 10,000 yen You can visit hell and come back again For the process of hurting and healing Cake and candle wax dessert It’s not fun ‘til someone gets hurt Who’s the next to get hung from the ceiling
So if you want rewards and consequence
They got the cool and unusual punishments
Get on your knees for Japanese instruction
Rope and Cigarette burns, forget about any health concerns
This is pure assisted self-destruction
Kanpai and bottoms up, unhelping hands hogtie you up
One bad deed surely deserves another Bruised from bamboo caning
Coming home try explaining this to your significant other