Gonna send those welfare bums right back to work Start a dirty war in El Salvador Gonna back the Contras and Apartheid Then I’ll win the election by a landslide
Ronnie and Mags, Maggie and Ron Let’s get together, build a neutron bomb Maggie and Ron, Ronnie and Mags Let’s go to Grenada, gonna fly our flags
Gonna privatise, shut down some mines Gonna back Khmer Rouge and Apartheid Feed a slice of cake to Bobby Sands Spend a holiday in the Falklands
Ronnie and Mags, Maggie and Ron Gonna get the hostages from Iran Maggie and Ron, Ronnie and Mags Let’s go to Grenada and the Falklands
Ronnie and Mags, Denis and Nance We know exactly who was wearing the pants Denis and Nance, Maggie and Ron Let’s have a foursome, build a neutron bomb