Be a winner not a problem admitter un quit Better to be a hepper than a healthy 12 stepper, forfeit You wanna keep it goin' but you don't know how Everyone at meetings gets a Löwenbräu You quit, you're shit, you're a quitter (I quit, I'm shit, I'm a quitter) And no one likes you
Start a pattern of behavior; I see no reason to stop. You got a habit, got to have it 'til it's finished don't stop The Charlie Chan's chopped, Pabst pitcher been poured You got a spare kidney and your liver looks bored So stop fucking around (With friends like you I'm fucked) You're buying the next round
You wanna be a Thompson, Hemingway, Bukowski Banging Bill Burroughs lived to 83 You're famous and you're rich, quit acting like a bitch (You're a fucking dickhead) And no one likes you!