"So you want to be a DJ?" "It's going to take an awful lot of practice..." "Are you ready?" "Well let's find out, shall we?"
Verse 2:
"Not bad, but let's face it...that was easy." "Why don't we take this to the next level?" "Come on, let's go."
Verse 3:
"I have to concede, that was impressive!" "I think it's time I introduced you to a friend of mine..." "...let's call it: Feedback." "Shall we see how clever you really are..." "...it's time to sort out the men...from the boys." "Wow..." "Watch out!" "Wow..." "CRUMBS" "Wow..." "Watch out!" "Wow..." "This is no time to kotch!" "OH MY GOODNESS." "Brrrrap!" "Cripes!" "Brrrrap!"
Verse 4:
"Well it looks like were coming to the end..." "...so far so good..." "...but do you REALLY think you have what it takes to compete, with the mighty Scratch Perverts?" "This could be a step, too far." "llll-WANK!" "You should quit..." "COME ON, QUIT!" "Sorry, am I putting you off?"
Verse 5:
"Don't fall apart now..." "OUH, that's FAST!" "There's really no point..." "...I warned you..." "Have I really met my match?"