Like a monkey in a zoo, you're half gorilla too When you pound it with your fist and make it real stiff Big Dick Gotta cover your mistakes your bloody out-takes So you dip it in the wine and make a holy sign Big Dick Big Dick! Come quick Big Dick! Come quick Well, you're running up a tree you're trying not to scream then you're pounding on your chest like you whipped the best Big Dick The rivers of the blood you've spilled have turned to mud Now the flies are buzzin' round don't they make a loud sound Big Dick Big Dick! Come quick Big Dick! Come quick It won't be long till those bad bits are gone It won't be long till those bad bits are gone Now we're sitting by the fire but Daddy's getting tired 'Cause he drank the whole crock now he's got a limp cock Big Dick Big Dick! Come quick Big Dick! Come quick