Nostalgia Critic - Holiday Clusterf**k | Текст песни

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It's the Holiday clusterf**k, Holiday clusterf**k,
Citizens gather together to run a muck (??)
Bucks flying everywhere, folks pulling out their hair
People are waving while paying with great despair.
If we don't fill winter with dollar bills then your depression peaks on tooop
We'd rather have stress then to be real depressed,
so we all shop until we drop
Mall crowded every place, nowhere a parking place
Everyone screaming get your @$$ out of my face.
Buying kids cheap costumes, lines in all the bathrooms
Paying a fortune the stores are now in full bloom
People are shoving while claiming they're loving that holiday joy they feeeeel,
and your kids feel that joy if you buy the right toy so better keep your eyes
peeled.
Holiday clusterf**k, Holiday clusterf**k,
Citizens gather together to run a muck (??)
Antiques and christmas cups, suicide rates go up
Kids whining "buy me a robotic cyclopup"
holidays jumble, three months is a bundle to handle with grace an eeaase
we must make a living, so piss off thanksgiving and jump straight to christmas
pleeaase.
going, going and gone
change decorations out on your front lawn,
losing that magical touch seeing your in-laws three times is too much.
trick or treat, Merry christmas,
going to church for your annual mess/mass (??)
Quanzaaah hannehkahtoum (seriously, wtf is he singing here?)
Lets get it right someone's rival to suuee...
Holiday clusterf**k, Holiday clusterf**k,
Millions of billions find they're just sh*t out of luck.
Visiting santa's crib, lying straight to your kids
pray they don't need their puppy (?? sounds like appee but that is no word)) for
your tiny film (?? sounds like fim).
This shit comes earlier seems almost every year making us spend awaaay,
Christmas if we voted should not be promoted right after st. Patrick's day.
Christmas and Halloween, thanksgiving's in between,
putting on more weight then shembullaling (wtf moment again) cuisine.
snow falling everywhere, traffic's a real nightmare,
can't wait for summer a bummer we're kinda scared.
emotions flying, our patience is dying, what happened to all our cheeeer?
we whisk money away until valentine's day thank God it's just once a yeeaar.
holiday tv-specials
watching santa claus and jesus wrestle
sending out christmas cards to
wishing good cheer to folks you hardly kneeew
it's the holidaaaaaaaaaaay,
the holidaaaaaaaaaaay,
Holiday clusterf**k, Holiday clusterf**k,
when did this time of year full of cheer start to suck?
someone cut us a break, help us for heaven's sake,
we're frowning while drowning please God no more fruitcakes!
it lasts a while, so put on your smiles, don't let them know how you feeeel,
we all have to fake it so shut up and take it and chow on your christmas meeaal.
it's the holidaaaaaaaaaaay,
the holidaaaaaaaaaaay cluuuuusteeeeerf**********************k.