But I never intended all this bullshit, never, And nobody really understood, Well, how could they? That all I wanted to was to bring something great, Why does nothing ever turn out like it should? Well, what the heck, I went and did my best, And my God, I really tasted something swell, And for a moment, why, I made directors cry, And at least I told them they could go to hell, I did. And for the first time since, I don't remember when, I just felt like my critical self again. And I no- stalgia Critic... That's right... I AM THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC! Ha-ha-ha! And I just can't wait until my next review, 'Cos I got some new ideas, that I'd really like to do, And my God, I'm really gonna give it all my might ...uh oh, I hope there's still time to set things right.