Nostalgia Critic (Les Miserables) - One Big Song | Текст песни

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• Nostalgia Critic (Les Miserables)
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NC: One big song

Big enough that we leave them on

But not so big that we blow our wad

Let's rock the viewers to the core but leave them longing for one more

Big loud song...

Paw/Elisa: (holding hands) My foolish heart is yours to take

Though I know zero things about you

Todd: (sitting at the desk in his hotel room) PLATYPUS BUNNAAAAY!

Paw/Elisa: Let's take a short commercial break

I couldn't bear the wait without you

(Paw kisses Elisa's nose)

Kyle: (adjusting his collar in the mirror) Time to show off my great voice

Todd: It had 12 nipples and breathed fire

Kyle: La-la-la-la-yo-de-lay-hee-hooooo

Todd: It had the voice of James Earl Jones

Linkara: (in front of the dark backdrop) Maybe I'll be in this part

Kyle: Linkara can't be in this part

Linkara: Seriously?!

That SciFi Guy: (re-enters the frame) Grabbing my charger...

Linkara: (shoves him aside) I WILL END YOU!

Malcolm/Rachel: The song

Elisa: My e-mail...

All: It's on

Elisa: fangs...

All: Let's end

Elisa: forthememories...

All: Act one!

Elisa: @vampire.com.

Todd: PLATYPUS BUNNAAAAY!

Floss: Where's the Critic? I don't get it

Where in God's name did they go?

(inset of Malcolm and Rachel doing the robot)

Got my Ph.D. so quickly

Though I got it from Russell Crowe

NC: (appears at the bottom of the shot) We don't need any more help with this review

I got it covered with my current crew

All: One big song

NC: So kick your seat back and have a couple beers

All: One big song

NC: Watch this commercial with our voices ringing in your ears

Singing this!

All: One song big...big song one...one big sooooooooooong!

(cut to black; a platypus bunny appears at the bottom)

Platypus Bunny: One big song