When all the angst is too much to take
Comic relief can give you a break
But who to pick to shell out the laughs without appearing lame or half-assed?
When you need two Brits, seasoned and legit, both crazier than shit – there's one pick for it
Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter
Want a spare with crazy hair? Well, here's a starter
Both a little nutty, and often very slutty
You want to see variety? Well, too bad, buddy
No need for a big audition
Needn't look all over town
They can really phone it in when Mr. Burton's not around
Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter
If you make it easier, they won't try harder
Grab a costume and throw 'em in a room
They get a tacky giggle and the plot resumes
There's no point in trying to hate them
They'll just come back with much more ardor
They become their own cliché
At least it gets them stable pay
So give a hearty \"What the hey?\" today, the players known as Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter!
To Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter!
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