Nostalgia Critic_Les Miserables - Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter | Текст песни

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When all the angst is too much to take

Comic relief can give you a break

But who to pick to shell out the laughs without appearing lame or half-assed?

When you need two Brits, seasoned and legit, both crazier than shit – there's one pick for it

Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter

Want a spare with crazy hair? Well, here's a starter

Both a little nutty, and often very slutty

You want to see variety? Well, too bad, buddy

No need for a big audition

Needn't look all over town

They can really phone it in when Mr. Burton's not around

Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter

If you make it easier, they won't try harder

Grab a costume and throw 'em in a room

They get a tacky giggle and the plot resumes

There's no point in trying to hate them

They'll just come back with much more ardor

They become their own cliché

At least it gets them stable pay

So give a hearty \"What the hey?\" today, the players known as Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter!

To Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter!