Elisa: It's weird We're so used to hearing that kind of song Paw: And, yet, when you think about it logically, it's so obviously wrong Elisa: In real life, it can take so much time just to find a good guy Paw: In real life, it can be really hard just to tell someone (voice breaks) "Hi!" Elisa: But in a musical, courtships don't take long Paw: Because in a musical, who cares about logic when people can break into song? Elisa: Right... Paw: Right... Elisa: In real life, there's no guy who could capture my heart with one glance Paw: In real life, how could one chance encounter lead straight to romance? Elisa/Paw: Wouldn't that be stupid? Wouldn't that be lame? Elisa: A hasty hello Paw: And they're ready to go Elisa/Paw: Pick their first baby's name Paw: Paul Junior. Elisa: Vlad. Elisa/Paw: What if we were in that kind of song? We'd look like a pair of fools Elisa/Paw: Looking into each other's eyes Reflecting like radiant, wonderful, beautiful, wonderful pools Elisa: You'd be a dashing young hero Paw: And you'd be the intriguing ingenue Elisa/Paw: In a way, you have to love that kind of song Elisa/Paw: Cause that's how I feel about yooooouuuuu