Nostalgia Critic - The Avatar song | Текст песни

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NC: Oooooh, 4 nations exist called Earth, Fire, Wind, and Water,
Til Fire decided things should get hotter,
Invasions aren’t nice, but then to break the ice,
Aang the Avatar rose to make them pay the price.

KATEARA: Katara and Sokka help him to keep in the know,
Flying what looks like a white Neighbor Totoro,
Chased by their foe, a young prince named Zuko,
Don’t ask him about his scar or Rufio.

SOAKA: The Avatar masters the elements flawlessly,
Toughest of Tophs turned his blind eye so cautiously,
Avatar State opens at a great rate,
But Azula serves his arrowed ass on a plate.

NC: Katara revises him and they sing their love song,
But Zuko decides this emo shit’s gone too long,
He switches sides at the turn of the tide,
So now Aang is on fire with his smoking guide.

KATEARA: Katara and Zuko beat Azula on the cuff,
Mostly because she is cuckoo for Coco Puffs,
Aang’s feeling ill ‘cause he don’t want to kill,
But the cowardly Lion Turtle says “Hold still…”

SOAKA: He’s given the gift to depower the fire lord,
Nation says “Whatever”, Zuko can lead the horde,
Go and live happily in the world that is free,
Just remember that it’s thanks to baldy.

ALL: So that is the show and it’s good that you know,
Because it is the best as good cartoon shows go,
And so now that you heard, go ahead, spread the word,
That the best Avatar ain’t that blue pussy turd.
Now on with the review!

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