I met a girl in France Who said she’d never had to be romantic with a man Before taking off her glasses, singing,
‘OOooooooooOoOoOooOooooooo’
And one day after having sex inside a sauna She was speaking quite discretely that she’d like to do a job with me I looked down at her feet and walked back over to the bar She’d said, “My only weakness is electric guitar”
So I said, “__________________________________”
Several years ago, I found myself without a home And set off on the road to find some bread I met a man who told me he could help make a sale If I meet him after dark at his hotel
He introduced me to his girlfriend, who he said was blind But I could see she had a camera up her sleeve She raised her hand and asked the room who’d like to do a line And then she smiled and sweetly sidled up to me, singing,
‘OOooooooooOoOoOooOooooooo’
I know I’m never to trust anyone offering 50% But I’m a sucker for an even split down the middle Tunnel vision dissolved my apprehension And it’s harder to lose when you got a pretty face They’re rooting for you
Well, come to!
My little lady made available a wager To which he couldn’t help but acquiesce, despite his righteousness I wished him luck She softly kisses him, slipped a pistol in his pocket As a trolley rattled through the night on Chatelet le Halles
They led me to an alley where the light was hard to find The smell of danger too familiar to deny She said,
“Now hurry up! The door’s unlocked. Don’t worry, there aren’t any cops around here Who won’t gladly take a bribe”
Behind the opera house, a shot rang out Search lights in a moonlit night My Mata Hari made salacious love to me She said, “He’s either dead or in a jail cell somewhere, singing,
‘OOoooOOooOOoooooooo’”
I know I’m never to trust anyone offering 50% But I’m a sucker for an even split down the middle Tunnel vision waylaid my better judgement
And it’s harder to gauge an opportunities weight When desperation’s pulling your chain By the hook in your nose Now the pretty face turns cold ---
Wait! Don’t leave me holding the smoking gun! Don’t leave me alone. Don’t leave me…
What’s the matter? We can get out of the trap society’s set, together Wait! Don’t leave me alone...