LYRICS Spoken: A horrible thing that we started doing now When you see two characters that super don't go together, we go Ohhhh I totally ship it!
Sung: I got this feeling at like three am while watching Netflix. I drew some porny fanart and I wrote some smutty fanfic. Can't help it, I just think that they would make such a good pair, In canon they have never met—
I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.
I know that they are siblings but I think there's something more If she weren't dating that guy, they'd be banging, I am sure. The third scene in episode four, come on, look at him stare. Twincest can't really be that bad—
I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.
You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space Let's start a shipping war, don't care if I get hate. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks. This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship!
I ship it! I ship it!
They keep on saying they're not gay, but yeah I really doubt that, This can't just be a bromance, who would write a show about that? I think the subtext in the second season's pretty clear, Don't tell me I need to calm down—
I don't care, I ship it. I don't care, I ship it, I ship it. I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.
You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space Let's start a shipping war, don't care if I get hate. Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks. This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship!
I don't care, I ship it. I don't care, I ship it, I ship it. I don't care, I ship it. I don't care, I ship it, I ship it. I don't care. I ship it.