Once upon a time in a place not far from here Lived a prince in a castle with his lovely fiancée One day got bit by a bat and she grew paler and paler She died later that spring in the arms of ...
- Vlad The Impaler outcast from the arch Only fools dare to whisper his name after dark
«Vlad is the Devil», that's what they say; But he's so very generous on fangs-givings day!
Vlad The Impaler sings a lullaby for naughty, naughty children; The time has come to... die!
Vlad has a hole where his heart ought to be, He knows the "life at stake" process by heart, see
Vlad The Impaler crawls out his den Like itsy bitsy spider he crawls back again
If Vlad would have a penny for every time he's bad, Then Vlad would have plenty... but no-no
Vlad has a bad breath caused by tooth-decay when stalking his victims bad breath gives him away