Went to a party I danced all night I drank 16 beers And I started up a fight
But now I am jaded You're out of luck I'm rolling down the stairs Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk, to fuck I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk To fuck
I like your stories I love your gun Shooting out truck tires Sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room Wish you were dead You ball like the baby In Eraserhead Went to a party I danced all night I drank 16 beers And I started up a fight
But now I am jaded You're out of luck I'm rolling down the stairs Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk, to fuck I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk To fuck Went to a party I danced all night I drank 16 beers And I started up a fight
But now I am jaded You're out of luck I'm rolling down the stairs Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk, to fuck I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk To fuck