Lyrics: One day I was sad and broke I got fired because of this recession I scratched my head, how could I make even one bill All I could do was cry but that's how I figured it out
I'll bottle my tears and sell them to Sahara Where the dry, arid land needs them so much.
Even the president herself heard of my idea She thought that this is the solution for the problems in export business Production would be cheap since Finland is quite a depressed country And Europe would bring in more money than Africa
So let's bottle the tears We'll sell them to Baden-Baden Where Finland's sorrows are pumped into fountains Yeah, let's bottle the tears on the train to Baden-Baden Where all the tourists bathe in them
So the nation cried and the economy soon got back on its feet. And the joy started but tears of joy aren't enough The government pondered for a long time how to solve this crisis. Until someone remembered how to remove the tax on alcohol.
And the tears are bottled again We'll sell them to Baden-Baden Where Finland's sorrows are pumped into fountains Yeah, let's bottle the tears on the train to Baden-Baden Where all the tourists bathe in them.