He had such a small peen Tiny nuts too His libido was huge But he just couldn't screw And I think to myself... What a perv was Cuthwald
When he looked at the sky The clouds looked like butts He watched porn all day And dreamed of hot sluts And I think to myself... What a perv was Cuthwald
The porn that he was into Was kinky and obscene Like peeing on girls' faces While dressed for Halloween
His best friend was his hand, Hard at work on his junk While he was really thinking: "I'm boning a skunk!"
He preferred Furries yiffing He watched them grow Because he liked inflation And was into macro And I think to myself... How fucked up was Cuthwald? Yes, I think to myself... That's fucked up. Oh Cuthwalllllllld!