[Eazy-E] Oh, shit. I guess there is one less bitch you gotta worry about.
[Narrator] Lets describe a certain female. A female with the disease of character and attitude. If you will, a snob. However, in a view of NWA...
[Ice Cube] A bitch is a bitch (bitch) So if I'm poor or rich (word up) I talk in the exact same pitch Now, the title bitch don't apply to all women But all women have a little bitch in em (yeah) It's like a disease that plagues their character Takin' the women of America (yeah) And it starts with a letter B It makes a girl like that think she better than me (bitch) See, some get mad and some just bury But, yo, if the shoe fits wear it (wear it) It makes em go deaf in the ear That's why when you say hi she wont say hi Are you the kind that think youre too damn fly? Bitch eat shit n die (ha, ha) Ice cube comin' at you at crazy pitch (Why?) I think a bitch is a bitch
[Girl] Who the fuck you think youre callin' a bitch you little sorry muthafucka? I dunno who the fuck you think youre talkin' to. Let me tell you one muthafuckin thang, Im not a... [Eazy E] Bitch, shut the fuck up.
[Ice Cube] Yo, you can tell a girl thats out for the money (How?) She look good and the bitch walk funny She aint no dummy shes rather conniving Yo, bitch fuck when I'm driving See a young nigga that striving Youre thru without a BMW Thats why a bitch is a bitch I guess, or either P-M-S Here, test the girl that kinda snobby (aight) And I bet you disin' niggas is her hobby And after she finished the test Write today a B-I-T-C-H And watch her get mad cause she know its true (she know it) But a nigga like me, I say fuck you Do like Ice Cube, slam her ass in a ditch (slam her ass) Cause a bitch is a bitch
Why I gonna be a bitch? I aint call you no bitch. If you'd listen to a goddamn song it'd tell you what a bitch is. Fuck the song cause I'm not no muthafuckin bitch. I didn't say you was a bitch. Fuck you, punk-ass nigga! Fuck you, bitch! Fuck you! Who the fuck you think you are? Fuck you! Suck my dick, bitch!
I once knew a bitch who got a slack Cause she playing me like she was all that A bitch can be your best friend talking behind your back (yeah) About whos fucking who and whos getting fat Look at yourself for me, (look bitch) Now do you fall in this category? Or youre the kind that wont bleak Cause you dont think, your shit stinks Luckily I havent had a drink Cause Ill down you ass Than Ill clown your ass Cause the niggas I hang with aint rich (I aint rich) Were all saying Fuck you bitch! (Word up!) Now, what I can do with a hoe like you Bend your ass over then Im thru Cause you see Ice Cube aint takin no shit (Why?) Cause I think a bitch is a bitch
[Narrator] There you have it. The description of a bitch. Now ask yourself, are they talking about you? Are you that funky, dirty, money-hungry, scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece contact wearing bitch? Yep, you probably are.