(It's funky fresh Eazy E) new kid on tha block And already got a fat girl on my jock Now my story's kinda simple, so please take it simple As I tell you a tale bout this big fat pimple I was chillin on the ave, drinkin some booze Saw a fatty comin my way, so what was I to do? I busted a U, went tha other way again but forgot that tha Avenue was a dead end I turned around, here she came, stride for stride funky fat like that, bout two thirty-five Stampede was rushin, I double looked and she had more chins than a chinese phonebook Five four three ugly as can be, she said
[Ron-de-vu] Hello Eazy E. Do you remember me? (I said no) Huhu yes you do suga My name is Bertha but you can call me booga Remember the time when you were drunk at a party We was slow dancin, give ya all this body
[Eazy-E] When she said that she loved me, I was in shock Oh my God got a fat girl on my jock
[CHORUS:] (I got a fat girl on my jock) (Fat girl) (Got a fat girl on my jock)
She gave me tha grin, I showed tha frown and with a bare hug picked me off tha ground Squeezion me tight, atttempted to bug me Grabbed me by tha rear, said (Love me, hug me!) I was hell, victim of a scandal coz this girl's too much for E to handle Broke tha bee's grip, started to run Back to tha crib, grabbed tha elephant gun She's grubbin, thighs rubbin in a hot pursuit I loaded up tha gun bout ready to shoot She kept on comin because of addiction Legs on fire because of friction My gun broke, now I was doomed Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed tha harpoon As I swung, tha fat girl fell Lyin on tha ave just like a beach whale That's tha story, it's quite ill and all fat girls y'all besta chill All overweight freaks stay off my block Cause it's eerie to have a fat girl on your jock