Nyhm (feat. Gigi) - Girl gamer | Текст песни

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• Nyhm (feat. Gigi)
• Girl gamer

[Nyhm]
met her in a chat pane
in an online game
she was Lookin for group
and i was doin the same
so much for armor class
ass barely covered in chain
so i made my way over
gave the girly my name
I said whats up baby doll
my fans call me nyhm
the way youre movin them hips
the way youre showin that skin
i gotta say
you really got my attention
what you say we drop this group
and let the party begin
no reply so said I
its ok dont be shy
i know that im intimidating
for a gamer guy
so get on over here
and cutie let me be clear
what im thinking abouts
getting you up out of your gear
its not the first time
that ive grinded before
i can play this game all day
with my high stamina score
i bet youve got a sheath
thats made just right for my sword
escort me like a quest
now lets go out and explore
i dont really roleplay
barely know the emotes
but she knew quite a few
like /seduce and /grope
she took hold of my hand
after a wink and a grin
and she said:
"come here big boy lets let the lovin begin"
she threw me to the ground
and started grabbin my dirk
i tried to get away
said i dont think this gon work
but he she was kinda strong
and overpowering me
hit him her in the face
with a stick and broke free
I took off runnin for my anal virginity
but he was chasin behind
my behind at top speed
really gotta stop meetin
all these ladies online
when the dresses that they be wearin
conceal staffs half the time

[Gig]
Easy target is easy- they're the constant offender
These gamer guys aint too wise- they dont question our gender
All it takes is a shake of our avatars ass
these boys don't know what just hit them
And It's really quite sad

[Nyhm]
Met her at the mail box
when i was sending a letter
dancing as if on a pole
thinking im gonna get her
spittin Broken sentances
Can I has some cash
removed the gear from her rear
and started shakin her ass
Tripping over myself
said you come here a lot?
this fine little elf
would be mine i had thought
she looked over my way
with a smile in her eye
body moved as if to say
come here you cute little guy
We started conversating
and she asked for a tip
rockin body still gyrating
and she started to strip
dug my hand into my pocket
just a copper or three
nothing else besides my rocket
she said " nothings for free"
Ill be right back its in the bank!
took off with a flash
But i had nothing left
I really needed some cash
vaults were empty alts were stripped
i was runnin out of time
a stack of silver or some gold
so i could make this chick mine
to my right oh look a merchant
but without much to sell
I thought, hell i didnt really need
all of this armor myself
besides where i know im heading
theres no reason that i see
for layers of cloth and leather
to be coming between
Stripped on down I sold it all
left with only a cloth
would have sold that if the game
let me take the thing off
Headed back with all my cash and
then i opened a trade
i gave her every single copper
now i know ill get laid
Never saw that chick again
she took the loot and logged off
Now im feeling kinda chilly
in my skimpy loincloth
really gotta stop meeting
girls online it never fails
cause now im the one
beggin dancin nude at the mail

[Gigi]
Got a helm that needs gems and nobody would lend
That gold I need it bad, I wish I had
No money to spend
Thats when this boy approached
with a cheesy ass emote
he was trying so hard
just couldnt help but to gloat
That boy be sweatin my toon ready to give what hes got
I can tell from his swag, his bag's got 22 slots
Ive got nothing to lose and need epic new boots
just emote a dance till hes entranced
then take all his loots

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