Nyhm - The Cake | Текст песни

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• Nyhm
• The Cake

Attention Attention Patient 1337 has escaped
I repeat patient 1337 has escaped. Use of full
force has been authorized,return the patient by
any means necessary.

Verse 1

Back when games came on floppy drive or 3.5
On my atari mom im sorry though im barely alive
i wont be able to play with any legos today
gettin this frog across traffic to a log where its safe
loot obsessed Ive roleplayed mages ever since i was 2
eating games like they were fruit with 20 ghosts in persuit
stacking so many lives I chastize the undead
and fantasize about ms pacman givin me head

Tunnel Runner was the joint, like 3D in the 80s
now i level up a toon or level tanks with RPG's
asteroids aint no thang for this triangular craft
and i could sid meyers pirate blindfolded on a raft
Your girl says your faster than a sonic spin
but she love me cause im hard like ninja gaiden
makin jumps but fuckin birdies always get in the way
she makes like missle command, then she blows me away

Chorus

off my meds and headed back into the maniac mansion
worse than day of the tenticle hentai if your askin
with more rhymes than time it takes a duke nukem to make
no mistake nyhm is back aint no lie thats the cake
ladies and gentleman the BFG has entered the room
IDDQD Godly like were playing some doom
and ill need the keycard before im lettin you past
in this door here im Altair lyrical master assasin

Verse 2

cant ya'll see? your base already belong to me
helicopter my peter like im in street fighter 3
and im beating the living shit out of Chun Li
What kinda message is this supposed to be sending to me?
Konami? I mean capcom, maybe ill cap on the jap-on-ese
for making games with lessons like these
yea the volleyball sucks but check the breast jiggalies
you cant call me a racist im best friends with Vivi!!

from final fantasy and hes the blackest of mages
kickin face with roller blades every time the street rages
remove the ladders everytime my sims take a swim
kinda psycho like psy-crow and earthworm Jim
hanging out with mario chain chompin on shrooms
get excited every time hermine rides on a broom
maybe ive been insane in my mother brain all along
everybody grab your joystick and sing the damn song

Chorus

off my meds and headed back into the maniac mansion
worse than day of the tenticle hentai if your askin
with more rhymes than time it takes a duke nukem to make
no mistake nyhm is back aint no lie thats the cake
ladies and gentleman the BFG has entered the room
IDDQD Godly like were playing some doom
and ill need the keycard before im lettin you past
in this door here im Altair lyrical master assasin

Verse 3

You kiddies these days claimin your all hardcore
always braggin while your fraggin n teabaggin the floor
always jumpin around shootin like your on riddalin
let this original gamer remind ya where i've been
savin worlds with one button and a stick without joy
atari was a training device just desguised as a toy
No continues, no respawns and only 3 fuckin lives
no saves no memory cards and no way to revive

always Running right forever cause the game never quit
just screen after screen it was enough to commit
the lesser of us into quite critical treatment
upon release we'd head right back in until we're finishin it
So next time you wanna face me in a starcraft match
or think youve got what it takes to even give me a scratch
remember i've got more game than electronics botique
better dust up on your aim because your shooting is weak

Chorus

off my meds and headed back into the maniac mansion
worse than day of the tenticle hentai if your askin
with more rhymes than time it takes a duke nukem to make
no mistake nyhm is back aint no lie thats the cake
ladies and gentleman the BFG has entered the room
IDDQD Godly like were playing some doom
and ill need the keycard before im lettin you past
in this door here im Altair lyrical master assasin