The Liberty Medical Happy Diabeetus Song ft. Wilford Brimley
Chorus A: (Wilford): I eat ice cream All through the night x3 I eat ice cream All through the night And as a result, I got diabeetus.
If you want diabeetus, you want diabeetus, x2 Eat ice cream. If you want diabeetus, you want diabeetus, x2 Eat apple pie.
I eat ice cream All through the night x3 I eat ice cream All through the night And as a result, I'm gonna die. (/end Chorus A)
(Link): Hey, wanna eat an octorock?
(Wilford): Uhh... not interested. I've got diabeetus.
(Link): That's easy, go on a diet!
(Wilford): Go fuck a horse, I'm eatin' ice cream- after you get diabeetus!
(Link): Huh!?
Chorus B: (Wilford): Eat eat eat all the ice cream in Hyrule, Eat eat eat all the ice cream in Gamelon, Eat eat eat apple pie in the morning, Get diabeetus and die, lol.
Eat eat eat all the ice cream in Liberty, Eat eat eat all the ice cream in the world, Eat eat eat medicine in the morning, I promise ya, you'll feel better. (/end Chorus B)
Chorus A
(Gwonam): Wilford, Ganon seized Liberty!
(Wilford): I'm eatin' ice cream, then we can talk about-
(Gwonam): There is no time, you must go!
(Wilford): You save Liberty, I'm eatin' ice cream- after you get diabeetus!
(Gwonam): Fuck!
Chorus B
(Wilford): Uhh... eat eat eat all the ice cream in Hyrule, Then we can talk about diabeetus- After you eat eat eat all the ice cream.