[Verse 1] Who the fuck you think you fuckin’ with, I got the lips PLUS Wake up at 8 in the evening you know I’m Drew Huss I draw ‘em wide, I flash ‘em long, I animate (What) I don’t procrastinate (What), I don’t procrastinate I got these pesterlogs, I gotta dictate All these readers fly off the handle when I update I know KC, Ryan North, the real Ryan North He’s my slave from henceforth It’s more than homestuck, go read problem sleuth That story so tasty it might give you a sweet tooth And bard quest, and jail break Although it’s been so long that second needs a remake Sometimes I feel like I am done with Homestuck I’ll kill off your favorite troll, I ain’t even give a fuck
[Verse 2] I never ship trolls, just their death tolls count their death tolls, count their count their death tolls! I’m in control, I’m in control Count their death tolls, count their count their death tolls! Ain’t bout no funny shit still mindfang and jounrals I’ll bet you already forgot what’s in them KERNELS Rose and Jade who cares about them bitches? Let’s all watch Vriska, i’m bored with both them witches! I give ‘em flashes to make sure that they all f5 Except when sometimes I move and fry my hard drive When I want, I make a sweet bro and hella jeff I got the music team rockin some notes on treble cleff less trolls, mo’ prose, mo’ clothes, this one glows!
[Verse 3] I update my site, almost everynight (no you dont) But getting less frequent those trolls are getting hard to write I miss a simple time, i aint even gonna lie When just humanimals and a steep price for pie I wanna say goodbye, See all these readers cry Get rid of all these fucking children in a drive by There’ll be no 4 1 3, Forget about the 4 1 3 I’m so sick of 4 1 3, Fuck my life 4 1 3 End the comic with act 5, after that I will be free You know that’s just my plea, come on you all agree ‘til then I work, each typing quirk I see more text a day than your average filing clerk I slam my FAY-GO, I’m so done you should know! But my fanbase it grows, I just want to go