Got a lotta heartache Hes a fuckin weasel His issues make my mind ache Want to make a deal Cause I love the little motions You do with your pigtails What a nice creation Worth another night in jail
Hes a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out When friends were listening to Slayer I would like to find him Friday night Hanging out with mom trying on his fathers tights Life just sucks, i lost the one Im giving up She found someone Theres plenty more, girls are such a drag
So all you little ladies Be sure to choose the right guys Youll come back to me maybe Ill shower you with lies Got a lotta heartache Hes a fuckin weasel Decisions make my mind ache Want to make a deal
Ease away the problems and the pain The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream All along, you wish that she would stay Fuck the guy who took and ran away He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out When friends were listening to slayer I would like to find him Friday night Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights Fuck this place, I lost the war, I hate you all, Your mom's a whore Where's my dog? Girls are such a drag